rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

grampas:

the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful

helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college

and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’

and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’

i’m just sitting here in amazement like

mewtoot:

i hate the way my voice actually sounds compared to how it sounds in my head it’s not ok

(Source: circumcisions)

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

(Source: circumcisions)