jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: awwmikey)

guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there’s actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable

(Source: theanti90smovement)